That's when you crack a 10am beer
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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