just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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