Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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