Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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