i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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