I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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