So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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