Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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