that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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