Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
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Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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