i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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