my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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