My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
These tits shall not be calmed
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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