I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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