I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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