why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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