party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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