operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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