Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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