nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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