Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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