I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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