i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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