you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
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I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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