He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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