So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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