"it" just moved
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
