it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
organizing the empties. That sober.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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