Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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