okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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