hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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