OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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