Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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