she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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