i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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