Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Randomize
