i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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