school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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