You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
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so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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