I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
there is puke in my bra ... again
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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