His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
as a side note pls kill me
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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