what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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