He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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