Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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