remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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