i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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