i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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