I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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