By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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