when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.