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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  where's my purse there's an important taco in it

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.

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• (+33): View more from France

  Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.

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