Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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