So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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