was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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