But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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